Welcome to the Chilly Chronicles of Katham Industries

Picture this: It’s a sweltering summer day in Englewood, NJ, and you’re sweating more than a snowman in a sauna. Your trusty air conditioner decides it’s the perfect time to take an unscheduled vacation, leaving you to marinate in your own perspiration. Fear not, for Katham Industries is here to rescue you from your predicament with a side of laughter!

The Great AC Whisperer

Our technicians are known as the “AC Whisperers” in Bergenfield, NJ. They possess the uncanny ability to communicate with your rebellious air conditioning unit, coaxing it back to life with a combination of technical expertise and interpretive dance. Who knew that the secret to AC repair was a well-timed moonwalk?

Installation: A Comedy of Errors (But Not Really)

When it comes to air conditioning installation in Leonia, NJ, we’ve seen it all. From units accidentally installed upside down (hey, it happens to the best of us) to those mysteriously appearing in the neighbor’s living room, we’ve turned these potential disasters into learning experiences. Rest assured, our current installation process is smoother than a penguin sliding on ice.

The Great Coolant Caper

In Haworth, NJ, we once had a client who thought they could save money by refilling their AC with ice cubes. Needless to say, it didn’t end well. Our repair team arrived to find a very confused homeowner and a very angry air conditioner. Let’s just say we now include a “No Ice Cube Policy” in our contracts.

River Edge’s Frozen Follies

The good folks of River Edge, NJ, have given us some of our most memorable AC repair stories. Like the time we were called to fix an air conditioner that was blowing out soap bubbles instead of cool air. Turns out, someone had confused the coolant refill port with a bubble machine. We fixed the AC and got a free car wash in the process!

Why Choose Katham Industries?

  • We offer complimentary jokes with every service call
  • Our technicians are certified in both AC repair and stand-up comedy
  • We guarantee your home will be cooler than a cucumber in a freezer
  • Our waiting room has a “Dad Joke of the Day” board

So, the next time your AC decides to throw a temper tantrum in the middle of July, don’t sweat it (literally). Call Katham Industries, where we take your comfort seriously, but ourselves? Not so much. Remember, life’s too short for warm air and unfunny technicians!